You think this is fun? Let's go stick a fork in the wall socket next!
An alternative title was something like "Teenage girls have unexpected reaction while stroking the giant chrome phallus", or something like that.
I'm on vacation, check back next week some time. Although, according to the Site Meter, most people end up here by doing searches on something specific. I think I have very few readers who actually look here on a regular basis for anything new. But, just in case anyone was expecting anything, this is why.