Sunday, May 29, 2011

Obama-bots deployed to force white, heroic Americans to become socialists and have abortions.


"Come! I shall now murder your unborn baby, even though you are not pregnant."

Obama-bots, or O-bots as they are affectionately called, are indestructable. The product of the nefarious mind of George Soros and the Kenyan-Muslim Jihad and Chowder Society, these automatons were created solely to destroy the God-Fearing United States of America. In its place, a trans-national Muslim caliphate will be created. White people will be forced to bow down to all to scary brown and black people and be forced to sit in the back of the bus. All Christians and Capitalists will be brainwashed, by such entities as the Peace Corp., public schools, and Hollywood blockbusters, so that they won’t wish each other “Merry Christmas” and will demand that the Nanny-State-Government will coddle them when they fall down and get a boo-boo on their knees.

Publicity photo from “Target! Earth”

3 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

That robot has a Captain Marvel-like package. What's it plug in to?

zeppo said...

SMcG: I know this really isn't what you were referring to, and I apologize for stepping on your joke. But since I am a old sci-fi/horror movie geek, I can't help but roll out trivia when I get the opportunity. This particular film is kind of interesting, but it was obviously made on less than a shoestring budget. That one robot was somehow parlayed into an invading hoard. A huge army of invading robots descend upon Chicago. But you never see more than a single robot at any one time. But what I was going to mention that they apparently couldn't afford batteries for the robot. There is one scene where the robot is "chasing" (i.e., lumbering slowly) the good guys up a staircase, you can actually see a trailing extension cord coming out of the robot's leg, which apparently powered the light in the faceplate. That invading force better have some really long extension cords, that's all I have to say.

Substance McGravitas said...

That's pretty great.

"How are we gonna light that up?"

"Mom gave me this desk lamp..."