The wit and wisdom of The Lord of the Rings, as it applies to the administration of George W. Bush.

Thanks to the IMDB, three times over.


Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes.
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough.

Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.

Hero Orc: The trees are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep.
Saruman: Rip them all down.

Gollum: It came to me, my own, my love... my... preciousssss.

Frodo: Mordor, Gandalf, is it left or right?

Gandalf: The fate of the world will now be decided.

Sam: Can't you hear yourself? Don't you know who you sound like?

Sam: This looks strangely familiar.
Frodo: Because we've been here before. We're going in circles!

Saruman: We have only to remove those who oppose us.

Smeagol: ...and take it for ME.
Gollum: For us.
Smeagol: Yes, we... we meant for us.

Frodo: It's sticky, what is it?

Gimli: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?