Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The wit and wisdom of The Lord of the Rings, as it applies to the administration of George W. Bush.

Thanks to the IMDB, three times over.

Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes.
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough.

Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.

Hero Orc: The trees are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep.
Saruman: Rip them all down.

Gollum: It came to me, my own, my love... my... preciousssss.

Frodo: Mordor, Gandalf, is it left or right?

Gandalf: The fate of the world will now be decided.

Sam: Can't you hear yourself? Don't you know who you sound like?

Sam: This looks strangely familiar.
Frodo: Because we've been here before. We're going in circles!

Saruman: We have only to remove those who oppose us.

Smeagol: ...and take it for ME.
Gollum: For us.
Smeagol: Yes, we... we meant for us.

Frodo: It's sticky, what is it?

Gimli: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

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